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Kill himself AND eat his dog? That sounds like tough times. You better buy some of his medicines and help the poor guy out. :)

I get rambling beauties like this one.

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And I literally JUST got this one:

The laws of nature, as applied to stones or trees, may only mean 'what Nature, in fact, does'.

I recently put up a whole post on my recent spam harvest: Spam, poetics and treasure hunting.

Mike - I got exactly the same one (the one about eating his dog) today! Perhaps we are both listed on the same spam lists :)

I'd love to know why these people think so many of us are looking for "FDA Aproved medication".

I got this one a few months back, one of the funniest yet:

"Must be fit, have nice face to get Chinese baby"

I have yet to recieve any "awesome" spam such as that there ;) My current blog is rather new - though I am not new TO blogging. But I'm certain since I said that, I will be bombed with spam out the wazoo if I login now!

I received this one on my blog a while back, it had no link whatsoever and it was on a post about my political stances, I couldn't figure it out.

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Every creature needs to rest. Giraffes, little babies, elephants, dogs, cats, kids, koala bears, grandparents, moms, dads, and hippos in the jungle - they all sleep! Just like eating, sleep is necessary for survival. WBR LeoP

Must've been a defective script. ;P I still love Peroty's video on spam, though - it was an amazing find.

You can't go wrong with Monty Python! Ever!